Life Lesson 1:
Do not ask a three year old what she would like for her birthday
Certainly not in a casual manner. For she may have an answer ready. She may also be a particularly dear little girl, who deserves to have to her birthday wish honoured, even if she's not actually technically your god-daughter, she's XH's god-daughter and you're - well, you're just in there, part of the package. You may also have told him that you're taking care of her gift and he's paying for it because you know what, that's just the easiest thing.
Do not ask a three year old what she would like for her birthday, because she may, without skipping a beat, reply:
"A chocolate dinosaur".
Ah hah.
And you may just be soft enough in the head to follow through.
They're monsters. Not in the scary sense, because they actually possess dopey grins - and what could be either one tombstone tooth or a tongue poking out - but because they take a staggering 100g of chocolate each. That's a family sized bar in each one (the smaller moulds I wanted were sold out). I started off using Green and Blacks, as I usually do, and then realised that not only madness but penury that way lay, so I switched to good old Cadburys.
Life Lesson 2:
Dad knows best
Certainly when it comes to chocolate. Well he would do as he was a baker and confectioner. I had an impromptu lesson in tempering chocolate, so it will be interesting to see if the next two dinos are shinier than these. And whether the first two set. Yes there will be more - there are six children coming to the party with us (at the Natural History Museum, where else?) and you can't get away without enough for one each. Despite the fact that each one has their annual chocolate requirement contained in one brontosaurus-shaped package. Perhaps their parents will be able to convince them to split them. Yeah, that's an idea...
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Lots of work coming up so will pop back to the blog as often as I can. In trying to get everything done, I'm very conscious that not only is it St Patrick's Day on Saturday, it is also the Eurovision Song Contest. It's a bit like a lunar eclipse on Halloween, snow on Christmas Day, winning the lottery on your birthday, or maybe in this case extra white sauce on the bacon and cabbage. (especially if it's the gammon and colcannon at the Empress - had lunch there last week and the food rocked). The icing on the barmbrack cake, as it were.
I fondly remember the Eurovision from college. I mean, the music is rubbish, obviously, but for a couple of years back in the early 90s, when Ireland didn't seem to have much to shout about, we were certainly able to win the Eurovision. Again, and again. It also spawned the clickety-legged spectacle that is Riverdance, it was the interval entertainment in 1994 (I'd dispute that the contest didn't create a financial burden for RTE - as a media student back then, we were continually told how the budgets had been slashed in order to pay for the Eurovision) and watching it always turned in to a fairly mental night. It's up there with the Late Late Toy Show which is - or certainly was in the Gaybo days - seminal Irish television and such a strong feature of my childhood. It was basically a seasonal show where they featured toys that would be 'big' for Christmas - sending Santa into a frenzy if he had already allocated Johnny's and Mary's pressies based on that letter they sent him in November... I always wanted my parents to go the Toy Show because the main catchphrase, which the audience was just dying for, was '...and there's one for everyone in the audience!', it was the mother of all freebie giveaways. Ah yeah, brings a smile, and I'd bet that anyone Irish who's about my age would agree.
So the question is, where could we go on Saturday night to celebrate the auld national holiday, and also be able to see the Eurovision? What a perfect night! Roll it there Colette...
BTW there's an interview with myself and Rebecca in the Irish Echo this week, if it's available in your area and you'd like to check it out. She also has a wonderful new blog that you must visit...
**Edit: As Caroline's comment so rightly says - it's a qualifying thing for the Eurovision only today. Sure who'd want to watch that kind of rubbish?
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